about beth wagner townsend

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I’m Beth, serial doer of unfamilyvaluesness, author of the highly anticipated memoir Twitter Beef with Chuck Yeager.

You may remember me from wildly successful early to mid-2000s blogs Duchess Jane and Lambic Pentameter, as well as twelve to thirty other sites where I wrote for awhile and then forgot my password. Or you might remember me from when I geotargeted you to sell you sewer services via the internet. This is fine.

I live in Rockford, IL with my husband Zach and our kid and our cat.

I’m running a law firm out of my shoe closet as of March of 2020 so the only way to make this more exciting was to install WordPress again.